First Offense 25

Young and tight. That's alright! Come and see the fresh, sweet pink we have found for you. We have been out trolling the bottom of the sea for the freshest and tightest bearded clams that we can offer you here at NorthStar! Sweet to the taste and firm, bright pink meat, we will allow you to do the honors with the glazing of the man butter! Cum and check out Captain North's offerings as he serves you up the catch of the day! Bon Appetite, my land lubbers!

Director: Craven Moorehead